It has recently come to my attention that something quite important has occurred. How this something passed by without much notice is a surprise, (well actually it isn't now that I think of it) but we are currently doing something that has never been witnessed by mankind before. We are in 2009. Waoh! Let's just wait a cotton pickin' moment here. What happened to 2008, it was a good year, and I wish it could still be with us. But nothing lasts now does it. Let's have a moment of silence for 2008......ahh, if only Bette Middler could be here to sing a song and make us all cry into our quilts (I'm sure you're all wrapped in quilts at this moment). While I will miss 2008, I believe it important to set some goals for 09, resolutions if you will. And since they are on the Internet, I will most certainly achieve them all.
2009 Resolutions (in no particular order)
- If there is an opportunity to have a slushy, take it.
- Do all the readings for my classes (even those global econ books)
- Stretch
- Make extended eye-contact with strangers
- Post Missed connections on Craigslist about those intimate, eye connection moments with strangers
- Find more free things on the streets of San Francisco
- Improve Wit
- Find Universal Remote (This is still here from 07-08)
- Put Sriracha sauce on everything
- Eat Pho once a week, at minimum.
- Vacuum more often
- Shed less
- Work on more crosswords
- Improve stealth
- Learn to predict storms
- Listen to Techno music at loud volumes with my door open
- Trip less
- Collage more
- Become best friends with a Librarian
- Find new spots in the cit-aye
- Dress in billowy fabrics and frolic around Golden Gate Park
- Become best friends with the Bison
- Be remarked as a prodigy in my West African Dance Class
- Write a poem and go to open mic
- Puke Less
- Dance more
- Nite-Nics
- Presidio Bonfire
- Pow-wows in the garage
- Spend less time on facebook
- Eat at the jes-res once a week
- Spend the night in the SII office
- Do the scavenger hunt
- Ride a Pub-Safe Segway
- On Campus Camping
Peace to All,
Queen of the Felines.
2 comments:
I think those are fabulous resolutions. the puke less one is on my list too... solidarity, we can do it!!!
i especially like the eye contact/public transportation/ missed connection one, myself. i think i will join you on that one. and the puke less i think is a good one for you. i don't really puke all that much so i'm not going to join you on that one.
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