Bathroom Talker

Ok, so guys. I was going to take a shower after a long stretch of reading and I get into the stall and I hear the girl in the stall next to me talking to someone. Now as you all know, this is not too uncommon and I simply brushed it off as some friendly stall to stall shower convos with the girl on the other side who I assumed that she knew and was friendly with. But then I hear this male voice respond from somewhere. "omg" I think, "what is going on?" It's obvious that the alleged male is nowhere in the girl's bathroom and becomes clear that the girl is simply talking to her bf on speaker phone while taking a shower. uhmmmmmmmm awkward. What is even more awkward is the fact that her bf didn't know she was in the shower, and then got really suppppper excited when he found out and proceeded to inquire as to whether or not she was naked (hahaah). They continue on with their awkward conversation as the girl (I imagine) carries on with all her normal shower activities. Next thing I know, speaker-phone boy is retching away on the other end of the phone, for quite a long time, I might add. The girl, who apparently doesn't find this to be too weird, giggles flirtily and asks "what's wrong, baby?" Speaker phone boy, suddenly magically cured of his ailment, responds cheerily, "I was laying down, those are the noises I make when I'm laying down". All the while that this is going on, I am trying to shave my legs but am thoroughly distracted by the middle stall escapades and do a really crappy job. The boy continues to ask awkward questions like "you have a shower in your room?" and "can you take a picture?" and middle stall girl continues to indulge him and even proceeds to take him off speaker phone and have a more quiet, private conversation...WHILE SHE'S IN THE SHOWER. hahahahahah all I wanted to do was be done with my shower so I could go out and tell someone, but by the time I dried off and got dressed, it didn't seem that weird anymore.

lol haahahah well that's my blog for the night.

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